"The rebels are out there thicker than fleas on a dog's back!!"-

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Let's play some ball.






It was a day much like any other day,...hot, muggy, and the air was filled with excitement in anticipation of the first game oof the season and for many the first game of their lives. This was the case in our camp. Daegan eagerly awaited his first game ever. The atmosphere was tense and nerves were jumping. It was a real nail-biter for the dedicated fans as theywent through the prelimenaries of the big game to come. The players take the field. Jeers go up loudly from the capacity crowd. The bleachers (lawn chairs) are full. Spectators line the field where there is standing room only (or sitting on the grass for those who forgot to bring their own bleachers.) The umpire calls "Play Ball" and who takes bat in hand and heads to the plate but my very own Daegan William Dale Hood. A prouder moment I cannot recall as my young man takes his place at the plate, and then is repositioned by his coach to face the outfield. The first pitch is thrown and it is right down the middle and young Daegan lets go with his bat, connects with the ball and sends it high over the third baseman's head; but it is foul. Oh, but what a rush. He has the feel of the game in his blood and drives the second pitch past the shortstop for a base hit.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Clear the air

Hi,and welcome to Southern Wisdom?! I would like to thank all my readers and would appreciate more input from you. Don't be shy to voice your opinion whether it is in agreement with me or not. I understand that not everyone will side with me on everything I say (even if you should). But I don't mind objectively listening to what you have to say.
Now if you know me at all, I am pretty much a conservative in my point of view. I believe that a child should be disciplined. I am against abortion. I can't abide the homosexual lifestyle. I believe that our country is the greatest in the world right now but is quickly deteriating with all the candy-assed liberals and thier view of political correctness. I believe that our constitution is being shreaded a piece at a time by those who want to impose thier way of life on decent folk. Don't they realize that they are rotting the very core on which this country was built. I want to know about my freedoms and privileges and that of my family, do they not matter? Well, you can bet your sweet pa-toot, they matter to me and I strongly believ that if we as Christians don't get back to the foundation of our roots that we will be forced to accept every little whim and fancy of these spineless views.
We cannot sit Idly by and watch as a godless mob takes over our lives. I WILL NOT! So, as the sayig goes,"S*#t or get off the pot". If you don't take a stand you will get walked on. I urge you to take a stand for the things that you know to be right and not some passing fancy. If what I have written offends you, please don't be shy about telling me. I know I won't be when I tell you to grow a skin. I am angry at the direction that is being taken. The news is filled with the lies told by those who want to run our country. People want something just because it's different. I believe that Obama is just the opposite of the KKK. I think that would be XXX. This country cannot hold up under another Clinton administration with its lies and embarrassment. I don't know that we have the best of choices on the other side either.
I just pray that God will have mercy on us and our ignorance and will protect us when we ask for things that are not to His benifit.
I'm gona shut up for now because I have said enough for one trip. Just remember the enemy is not always on the other side of the firing line. Take caution and guard jealously what you believe and those you love.

I Tip My Hat:

If any of you have not yet looked at Jessica's blogging for the last week, I would strongly recommend it. Jess, My hat goes off to you. The pictures are fabulous and the dialogue is catchy. I hope that you have more fun than any one person deserves. I was astounded at the breath-taking beauty you capture with your lens. DANG, your good!! Keep it up. and know that you are appreciated in many areas and admired by lots of people, (I am your new #1 Fan) I think you ought to set up shop with your camera!!!

You are special to all us in the Hood clan and I'm not just saying this because I'm getting a haircut later. ha ha!

Feel free to share more of your art with us, and thank you.


Your friend, Johnny

Monday, May 12, 2008

And the home of the free....PLAY BALL!


There he is folks. The rookie has been called up from the diaper league. For the past four years he has been groomed as a devastating secret weapon, both in the field and at the plate.
No father ever felt as much pride and excitement as I did this afternoon when Daegan took the field for his first T-ball practice. His own excitement kept me riveted to him. He was dancing around and anxious and didn't have a clue as to what to do.
I was proud of the way he went after the ball. I saw one of the greatest sights anyone could behold, the joy on his face when he clobbered the ball.
I look forward to watching him in the coming years develope the skills and aquiring the patience, fortitude, and finesce that comes from dedication to one's self and his team-mates. The All-American sport of baseball will benifit greatly from the aquisition of one of the soon to be all time greats...Daegan Wiiliam Dale Hood.
So grab a dog,coke, and a bag of popcorn and head out to the park and see this phenominon. Don't be ashamed to ask for an autograph. It will be worth a lot in the future. I've got mine.
So here's to you my hero of the hardwood, you've already knocked one out of the park with me!!!! I love you, son. I am very proud of you. Play hard, but most of all have FUN! Daddy (:

Sunday, May 11, 2008

mothers day


When I was growing up I think I was the perfect angel. I never said a cross word, never got into to things(and even if I did I never ever tore them up). I was never spiteful, or angry. I never did things just to see if I could get away without getting caught. As a matter of fact< I don't think that as a baby I even had a dirty diaper. (However, I did have a wet one....once, but I realized even as an infant how much discord that could cause, so, I never did that again.) I never hit my brother. I never picked on any of my little sisters. I ate all my veggies without complaint. I went to bed every night at the same time without any trouble. I always said my prayers. I picked up my toys without being asked. I never got dirty. Why, you could drink my bath water if you were so inclined. When we went to the store, I never asked for anything, no toys, candy, or anything that might strike my fancy. I was always a joy to be around, a pleasure to talk to. Yeah, I was something to behold, the very epitamy of "THE PERFECT CHILD".
Now, how many of you parents out there would have liked to have had me to raise. Well, if ther is any out there who would, all I have to say is,"Shame on you". To any who know me, you realize that I have been lying through my teeth. I was NOT the perfect child and would have whupped the tar out of any who came close to that discription.
So, I guess what I am getting at is that life with a child is an adventure and if it was a child like me then heaven help you. The next time your son comes in with a frog and puts it in the flour canister because he wants frog legs for supper but didn't have the heart to cut them off, well,just be cool and call me for the perfect floured frog recipe.
So moms (and dads) have agreat Mother's Day, and know that even the worst can turn out OK.

Friday, April 25, 2008

essentials


Now, all I need is a woman to drag to my cave.


Actually, mandy says the first improvement to the camper is a toilet. I told her five-gallon drywall buckets serve the same purpose. A toilet seat fits the top perfectly

Monday, April 21, 2008

Ruffin and Ready


Today, begins a new chapter of our lives all because of one spontanious purchase. This will, I hope, be something that will bring our family even closer than we have been. It will confine us to a space so small yet so large that we cannot nor will we want to ignore one another. It will take a team effort to make it work. Everyone will be included and will have certain duties to perform. The Great Outdoors is calling the Hood clan. We are going wild in a civilized way. Today Mandy and I bought a camper. I think this will be a great addition to the family and I know if I have my way it will see a lot of use. I am very excited about this in case you can't tell! We all are! So, we'll see ya'll in the wilderness.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

some things about me

I was born December 5, 1960. I remember it was raining.
I am the second of five children.
I was raised on a dairy farm.
I like people.
Humor is a defense mechanism.
I like to help people.
Horses are cool. I like them with a little spirit.
I can't dance but i like to sing.
I don't like confrontations but will fight for what I believe.
Don't mess with my son or my wife.
I like to hunt...mainly for the solitude.
I like to play Jepardy along with the tv.
I get a lot of satisfaction from a job well done.
I used to get in a lot of trouble.
I LOVE MY GOD!
I wish I were a better comunicator.
I am very clumsy.
I cannot stand hip-hop or rap or is it the same thing?
I like the feel of the open road on a motorcycle.
People are funny creatures.
politics is stupid.
Say what you Mean and Mean what you say.
I don't like Hillary or Obama.
I am not mean-hearted.
I hate a wasted life.
I hate having wasted most of mine.
Fun can be enjoyed more when sober.
I LOVE MY WIFE!
One doesn't have to be vulgar to get a point accross.
My voice is too gruff.
I am too short for all the living I have to do.
I got my teeth Knocked out playing freshman basketball.
I have two children, Eva Marie, age 27; Daegan age 4... Cool huh?
I have had too many Mother-in-laws. I really got a keeper this time.
My wife makes the best muskidine cake.
I am a good cook.
I never kill a deer or find any mushroons.
I like being myself.
i am opinionated.
Homosexuality is sickly wrong.
Abortion is another word for murder.
I am a dunce when it comes to computers.
I lie down with my son and tell him stories every night.
I LOVE MY SON!
Money is something I rarely see.
Money is not that important to me.
I like to preach.
I got kissed by a monkey in Krogers in Memphis, Tn. when I was 11. It scared me!
I've been shot, stabbed, hit by a car, set on fire, and hit in the head with an axe.
I have been loved.
I have been hated.
I want to play the guitar.
Life is good these days.
I don't have very many close friends, but i would go to war for the ones I have.
I like trucks.
I want to find my greatest good.
I would like to skydive.
I tell my story to try to save others from the same misery I went through.
I am sober and clean now for 6 years.
Life is meant to be lived not watched, so work hard, play fair, and always be on the lookout for those who may need your helping hand.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

My fortress


I love you, O Lord, my strength. The Lord is my rock, my fortress,and my deliverer, my God is my rock in whom I take refuge. Psalms 18:1&2


I am always overwhelmed by everyday things and sometimes I need to know that I am not alone and don't have to go at it by myself. It is good tohave the assurance of a safe-house, a place where I don't have to be strong and where I am safe. My God provides me with a safe haven. I'm so glad that He pulls me to His bosom and protects me....Thank you God for your never ending love!

Ain't a fit day for man nor beast


Today is the twelvth of April. We were suppose to have a work day at the ball park. So I get up this morning and walk to the park, of course I stop and get me a cup of caffine for my morning fix. When I got to the park no one was there but Travis Lingafelter. He was getting the diamonds ready for the girls to play ball this afternoon. It looked a lot like rain and the wind was really whipping and I come to find out that work had been canceled. Well, I had walked all that way and even though it was drizzling from time to time, I told Travis to give me something to do, so he put me on a lawn-mower. It was my first experience on a zero turn mower. It was pretty cool. I' like to have one if for nothing else just to do donuts. It was fun to drive. Let me clarify...I didn't cut donuts, I just know that it would be fun. So the day wasn't a waste, I got to do a little something and met someone new. Now it's to home and to work. By the way, Good Luck Girls.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Real Men Don't Wear Flipflops

No matter the material or the circumstance, I don't think you would ever see The Duke in a pair of these ridiculously impractical foot gear. I mean, after all , how would he fasten his spurs to them? Even if you are more inclined toward the modern day cowboy, the motorcycle rider, can you picture Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper tooling down the open road on their way to Madi-Gras on their choppers wearing flip flops? They just don't make any sense! If you disagree, then we could put it to the test. . . You could get together a team of, oh let's say 4 people and I could get my team of 4 and we could have a rodeo, or a cross-country motorcycle ride or even a motorcycle rodeo. The only difference is that my team would not be wearing flip flops. It is hard to climb a tree in them. You surely wouldn't want to go hunting in them. So I leave you to my opinion of the flip flop, the most uncomfortableand impractical of all footwear.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

In the name of God and humanity I protest! Confederate General John Bell Hood

Do any of you see a resemblence?

General John Bell Hood, CSA 1831-1879.


This is a great grandfather of mine who was a confederate general that fought under Longstreet in Gettysburg and Chickamauga and defended Atlanta against Sherman's march to the sea. He lost the use of one arm in Gettysburg and lost one leg in the battle of Chickamauga. They strapped him to his saddle to fight.